Walking through my local electronic store I found this ... HDMI to garden hose - you know for the next time I want to water my graphic card (found in Speyer, Germany) :
Hyper Cut Cool Gold
CoverCon C
CARPOWER AC-150/SW RCA/Phono/Cinch Cable/Leads 1.5m Award Winning Quality German Hifi Engineering For Car Automotive Use : Amazon.de: Electronics & Photo
High End HIFI RCA Audio Kabel mit RCA Stecker Audiophile analoge Kabel | eBay